All Myths Are Real

If my life was a television show I would be that one character that makes it very easy for people to ship me with anyone, male or female.

I just found out today that the Les Mis movie script was leaked

but now it’s gone.

OMG WHY???!!!!

I saw The Bourne Legacy the other day and I think my favorite thing about it was the focus on hand holding between Renner and Weisz’s characters. It was extremely sweet and it didn’t force the romance down my throat like a lot of movies do.

I’ve also bought into the whole “the movie is Clint/female!Bruce”, so now I’m in the mood for some Hulkeye hand holding.

Oh wow, I haven’t written in a really long time but I hope this came out okay.

Title: Working on that (Prologue)

Rating: T

Pairings: Steve/Tony, Bruce/Clint, Tony/Bruce maybe more later?

Summary: Tony is to be crowned king in a week, Bruce is trapped in a tower, Clint makes a deal, and Steve’s trying to do his job.

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So, my best friend and I are both huge fans of Hawkeye but she’s only seen the Avengers movie and never read any of the comics, so she comes out of the theater shipping Clint/Natasha. I keep telling her that I’m not a fan of the pairing because of all the shit that Black Widow puts Hawkeye through in the comics but my friend blissfully ignores it and lives in her movie verse world. Normally, I would be totally okay with this because, hey, she can ship whoever she wants but she’s always asking me who I ship Clint with and we end up in this awkward silence because I ship Clint/Bruce but I haven’t told her that I am a slash shipper because I know it’ll make her uncomfortable. So I end up not giving her an answer which has led her to believe that I’m a closet Clint/Natasha shipper and she constantly tries to get me to like them by sending me posts and pictures and fics of the two together. It isn’t too bad but on some days I just want to tell her “you’re looking in the wrong closet! I’m a Hulkeye shipper! Oh, that doesn’t make sense, you say? Let me direct you to my side of the internet.”